Today my lil brother turns 25 years old! Happy Birthday J, hope you have a good one!

Sorry if I was a pain in the ass when we were kids.

Sorry I rammed you against the wall with a folding chair when you were younger.

Sorry I told you it was cool to pain your fingernails.

Sorry I watched you eat crayons when you were a little and pooped green poop.

Sorry I made you run laps around the house and told you I was your conditioning coach for pee wee football league.

Sorry I made you play house with me.

Sorry you felt my wrath in the morning before grade school when I had to get us up and off to school when mom worked really long hours.

Sorry I blamed you for everything.

I'm not sorry that...

You are good at every sport you play, except golf.

You have a much better singing voice then me.

You got and still get to sleep in a ridiculous amount of time.

And I'm still pissed about the time when I was 4 years old laying on the living room floor watching Saturday morning cartoons and you crawl up and bit me in the butt and wouldn't let go. I still remember that and will never let you live it down.

Love ya and miss ya!