Well here's a couple of reasons....

1. I prefer to drink my Sophia champagne out of red wine glasses...they are bigger and that means less time getting up to get a refill.

2. I may have not corrected a person a time or 2 when they asked if my fake diamond stud earrings were real...

3. Right now I may have like 17 mosquotio bites on my legs and I'm wearing skirt.

4. I may have a time or 2 (3) served $4/bottle champagne and told people its something else...they liked it so what does it matter.

So what about you makes you KLASSY??? No worries...I won't share your secrets, we're all a bunch of klassy broads...