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Monday, March 1, 2010

Welcome to my own personal hell...

AKA Mustache March...

Yes friends, March has reared its ugly head which means Mr. Jetplane and all his goofy ass flyboys grow mustaches (or attempt to in some cases).

As I have said it before, and I'll say it again....I F'IN HATE FACIAL HAIR. This month is going to suck hard for me, but also Mr. Jetplane. BELIEVE THAT.

I'll keep you updated with weekly pics of this horrible mustache. I have a feeling Mr. Jetplane is going to look like a bad imitation of this...


Or being sporting a total Chester the Molester stache...either way I'm so grossed out by his whole thing...

Last year he was in Texas the entire month so I NEVER had to see it. He got kicked out of a bar one night out with friends, he told me he thought it was because of his sweet, sweet stache...he said he was sure it angered people or made them totally jealous of his ability to grow his sweet, sweet stache... YUCK!!!

So here's a little history for you about Mustache March.

27 comments:

Ali said...

Ah too funny! My FI goes by the No-Shave November- just as bad!

martha - caknitter said...

I say glue on a mustache of your own and see how he likes it.
good luck!

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Caitlin said...

Oh gosh. My boyfriend is doing this too. He's up in ND, and he won't let me see it. I'm ok with that.

Birdie Woods said...

Ugh, I hate them too!! ON ANYBODY! My Fiance is growing one right now for some stupid bet amongst his squad, and they aren't even AF. Thankfully it ends in 2 weeks

Paige said...

Ugh my sympathies go out to you - my boyfriend took Mustache March one step further last year and grew a full-on beard. GAG.

Randall @ Happy For This Moment said...

Oh goodness, I'm with you - gross! My husband had a "I'm on vacation" beard a while back and I couldn't stand it. Ew!

Emma said...

bahaha that's hilarious. i hope it flies by! xoe

PinkSass said...

This is great!

. Becca . said...

Ha! Love it! Please, 'staches are SOOO hottt. You know it.

Your Chester the molester comment cracked me up. My dog's name is chester, I call him that all the time because he likes to sit on girls laps and paw at their tatas for attention. Sicko.

Sarah Ann said...

Oh gosh I know! I hate it too. SO freaking much. My husband likes to do because of how well he is able to grow a mustache for a guy so young (20). And apparently it pisses off one of the guys who likes to boss him around at work. Oh this month cannot go by fast enough.

Meg said...

We had MOvemeber here. Thankfully my husband can't grow much of a mustache so it wasn't too hideous. But some of those other guys...I sure felt bad for their wives.

Legally Fabulous said...

hahahha. omg. hilarious. I also hate facial hair, but that's pretty funny

GUAMtastic said...

HAHAHA that is AWFUL! My hubs and his classmates all grew them in flight school. The guys called my guy "Pedro" because he looked like a 14 year old Mexican boy. Good luck!!!

Allison Hasel said...

Mustache March at UPT was interesting. Some of those guys looked crazy! I'm not looking forward to Skyping with N with his 'stache – if he ever gets his dorm internet working.

Jessica said...

My hubby tried to grow one... I called it a molestache! He shaved it pretty quick there after! ;)

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Oh no! Haha, that's not good. I'm right there with you, I hate facial hair.

HellcatBetty said...

Ohmigosh that's hilarious! And awful. Thank goodness my hubby hasn't gotten wind of this particular gem of an idea. Although he did manage to grow out a particularly hideous splotchy goatee before he deployed. AWFUL. I feel your pain!

Jane said...

We dealt with it the last few Marches. It did not make me happy. Seriously ... you deploy all the time. Have a pedophile mustache then.

It was sort of the beginning of the end of our relationship. I think he did it just to make me mad, which all of his buddies though was hilarious.

Ugh. Oh well. Its a shame they can't just do no-shave november. I'm okay with a full beard ... just not the creepy mustaches!

GOOD LUCK!

Sara said...

Eeewww! I'm hoping hubs never participates in this or No-shave November. Not cool.

Hannah Noel said...

I'm with you I'm not a fan of facial hair at all!!

In this wonderful life... said...

haha this is great!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

My bf grows goofy facial hair every year for bbq cookoff in Houston. Last year was massive chops- I really didnt even want to be seen with him. He, of course, found it hilarious.

Bombtastic Belle said...

I can't lie, I have a *major* crush on Tom Selleck - but, he's the only person who can pull of a 'stach and make it look hot. *lol*

My husband couldn't wait to get out of the Army so he could grow out a goatee, which doesn't really bother me. My Dad has only a 'stach, and I guess I've grown up with it since I was a kid, I don't even notice it.

CarolinaGirl said...

That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! I can't wait to see pics of that!

Manda said...

eeew I hate facial hair! My husband has grown them on deployments, but I tell him that it'd better be gone when he steps off the bus.

Tiffany said...

Ewww. Our boys do this when they land on the boat for the first time and it is insanely awful everytime.

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